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<b>Ignore the signs, this quiz will overtly tell you!</b>

Ignore the signs, this quiz will overtly tell you!

How Old Will You Be On Your Last F**kable Day?

Unfortunately the media decided that you were no longer believably f\*\*kable at a pretty young age. I mean, you meant well, but the bottom half of you has pretty much turned into a hermit crab.

People recently started telling you that you’re too old to play Larry King’s wife. The days of being f\*\*kable are limited, my friend. So wax your beard, and get used to people offering you senior citizen discounts.

No one will be more surprised than you, but they’re going to let you stay f\*\*kable throughout your forties and it will continue into your fifties! Don’t worry, _Us Weekly_ didn’t make a clerical error.

You delayed it. You did. Over the years you’ve had some plastic surgery, but you’re starting to look like a purse that melted in a car accident. It’s time to salute how f\*\*kable you were for so many years, so get yourself a rowboat and call up Jack Nicholson!

You’re the kind of person who talks about your pussy all the time. Oh, and by pussy, I mean pussycat. Duh. But hey, you’re going to be f\*\*kable forever, or almost forever… At some point in the game though, you’re going to trade in the skinny jeans and tight tops for a comfortable robe and some house slippers.

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