A Ranking Of Current “Real Housewives” Husbands By Hotness

    These are the men that most girls only dream of!

    Mathew Guiver
    by Mathew Guiver

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    In order to appear on the list, men must be married (and not in the process of getting a divorce from) a main Housewife, featured on the most recent seasons of a U.S. franchise.

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    Our list starts off with an obvious one. Joe has a "general disrespect for the law," and engaged in bank, mail, wire, and bankruptcy fraud that has resulted in a 41-month prison sentence. Not very hot.

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    The body is good, and his eyebrow game is on point, but Rino comes off kinda creepy. Plus, Victoria Gotti claims that he had an affair with his own mother-in-law. She even took a lie detector test to prove it!

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    Jonathan, like so many of the men on this list, works in real estate. He's a senior managing director at a commercial real estate company in New York, and totally works the salt-and-pepper brand of hotness.

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    Josh has a pretty good sense of style and is a successful entrepreneur. Like, a totally legit one, too! His supplement company produces a "healthier" alternative to five-hour energy drinks.

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    Gregg is hot in a gentlemanly kind of way. He's often the voice of reason, but totally calls NeNe on her shit when the time is right.

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    Vincent is a Real Housewives husband triple-threat. He's a celebrated actor, tennis player, and poker player, and now gets a steady paycheck from doing commentary for the World Poker Tour. He's got a bit of a bad-boy thing going, which was enough to pull him to the middle of our list.

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    David is a little bit older than many of the other guys on this list, but when you have 16 Grammy Awards, age doesn't fucking matter. The man has a résumé that put pretty much everyone in the music industry to shame. He's also got stunning eyes. Meow!

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    Ken is a few years younger than David Foster, but that's not why he pulled ahead in our list. Just look at how cute he is posing with Giggy! So adorable.

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    The second Joe from New Jersey ranks much higher on our list than his brother-in-law. 'Cause damn, talk about smoldering.

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    He's charming, funny, and a practicing doctor with a hit television show. It doesn't get much hotter, ladies and gentlemen. And look at that smile. He also likes onion rings. Talk about a perfect dinner date!

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    Todd is the kinda guy that looks great both in a suit and in gym clothes. He's a loyal family guy too, and mama's boys are totally hot!

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    Harry is another Real Housewives husband with an impressive résumé. He also scored major points this season though with the whole "What does Kim know about Harry?" drama that gave him a supe hot mysterioso vibe.

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    What is there to say about Mauricio? He's considered a wildly successful real estate mogul, and he's known for being a loyal and loving father. Plus, look at how he works that electric toothbrush. Kyle Richards, you are a lucky woman!

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    Mauricio, we love you! 😍