18 Questions Sweaty Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Yeah. I’m, like, dripping with sweat. Hand me a mini fan or move along.

August is hot. Some people enjoy the heat, but for sweaty gals like me, it’s a month long perspiration fest.

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If you see one of us struggling in the heat, please don’t ever ask a question on this list.

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It will probably result in a sweaty palmed bitch slap.

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1. “Why are you so sweaty?”

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It’s a hundred and five degrees asshole. I’m sweaty because it’s hot.

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2. “Are you extra sensitive to heat?”

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Extra sensitive? Since when is it not normal to sweat?

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3. “Have you always been one of those girls who sweats a lot?”

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Yes honey, I came out of the womb glowing.

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4. “How do you stay hydrated?”

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Um, by drinking water.

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5. “Did you just come from the gym?”

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I’m wearing jeans and boots, what part of that says work-out wear to you?

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6. “Do you want to take a bikram yoga class?”

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Not unless you have a giant ShamWow for me to lay over my yoga mat.

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7. “Is it raining?”

Nope. I’m covered in sweat, not rainwater.

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8. “My car has black leather seats, do you mind?”

Not if you don’t mind a wet imprint in the shape of my ass.

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9. “Should I turn on the air conditioning?”

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What do you mean, “turn on?”

Why have we been driving for 10 minutes with warm air blowing in my face?

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10. “Doesn’t botox kill sweat glands?”

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Umm. And?

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11. “We just got inside, are you really hot already?”

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Busy night clubs without proper ventilation are a sweaty girl’s worst nightmare.

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12. “Do you need to use the rest room?”

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I’ve got over active sweat glands you moron, not an over active bladder.

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13. “Have you ever tried shine control powder?”

Girl, I reapplied like fifteen minutes ago.

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14. “Have you tried wearing more cotton?”

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It doesn’t matter if I’m wearing a bikini, I’m still gonna sweat.

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15. “Do you ever stop sweating?”

There’s no need to throw shade.

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16. “Why don’t you get one of those personal cooling devices?”

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Because I’m already drawing enough attention to myself.

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17. “Do you have a fever?”

Can’t a girl glisten without being rushed to the ER?

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18. “Was your mom a sweaty girl too?”

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Yes, she was, but who gave you permission to talk about my mama?

I love you mom ;)

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