Skip To Content
    This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    8 Of The Worst (Best?) Valentine's Day Specials

    Still making plans for the 14th? Try one of these fantastic special offers!

    1. If you're not mortified of your Valentine seeing you sweating and gasping for air...

    2. If you enjoy taking in a show with your significant other...

    3. If you and your Valentine share a love for $1 McDoubles and mood lighting...

    4. If you and your special someone met over a mutual love of Captain Planet...

    5. If you're looking to start a 10 to 15 year commitment this V-Day...

    6. If you and your honeydip like donating blood, sharing small servings of juice or goldfish and feeling slightly light-headed together...

    7. If you prefer silence to small talk on your dates...

    8. And finally... If you love expressing your 2nd Amendment Rights with your number one squeeze...