This guy snapping a photo while confederates are advancing:
This man whose beard is so right, but whose Razr is so wrong:
This guy who is scaring his horse:
This microphone fiend:
This guy who is too good for dirt water:
This guy who thinks it’s funny to ask Siri who won the Civil War:
And this man who is ready for anything 1776 can throw at him:
To conclude: Props to this guy. He did his research and learned that Ice Cream, unlike cellphones and Segways, was available in America during the colonial period.
Historical accuracy has never been so sweet.