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A Hitchhiker’s Guide To Murder

According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 99.9% of hitchhikers are murderers. Oddly enough, according to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 99.9% of people who pick up hitchhikers are murderers. Small world.

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