12 Reasons We'd Pick Bum Over Boobs

CALLING ALL HUMAN BODY FANS. For years we have scratched our heads over the age old question, boobs or bum? Prefer Kim K to Katie Price but have never understood why? We take a 'scientific' look at why you lot love a bit of junk in the trunk. Ladies and gentlemen, your derrière.

1. We love our bums!

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In 2011 there were a whooping 307, 180 cosmetic breast enhancement procedures performed in the US compared to a meek 5,695 buttocks surgeries. We're happier with our backsides, there's no doubt about it.

2. Michelangelo admired ass for a living.

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Ever thought David’s arse was particularly perky? Our love for booty is all thanks to our great artists who have been inspired by the naked human body in their art for well, forever!

3. And butts be everywhere!

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Although it may seem obvious, have you ever actually thought how many millions of bums are out there on earth? Sure, everyone loves a great pair of boobs but there's just not enough to go round. Butts, on the other hand, are there for both male and female persons to ogle at as they wish. YAY EQUALITY!

4. Good bum? Great babies.

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Did you know that men find the combination of a full bum and wide hips attractive because they subconsciously recognise it will make childbirth easier for their partner? And they say chivalry is dead!

5. We see you baby, shakin' that ass.

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Use your behind properly and you will be a dance floor God. Look at him go.

6. Boobs have a tendancy to bounce.

According to surveys, boobs can ‘jiggle’ up to eight inches while you’re trying to run. They’re like the naughty children in class that won’t stay still. Your derriere however? Good as gold.

7. The economy affects our buttocks.

Hear me out. Also know as the ‘hemline economy’, it is said that a countrie’s economic stability effects the average length of skirts, and therefore, how our bums look! This idea came out of the 1929 Great Depression, when skirts were at their longest. Ouch

8. We've always been somewhat interested...

Back in the old days, In the 1880’s to be precise, the bustle was made purely to make smaller butts seem bigger. So maybe we have always been a little obsessed…

9. Even Yoko 'Oh no' jumped on the bandwagon.

Yoko Ono’s arty farty film, ‘No.4’ from the sixties is 5.38 minutes of pure black and white bum movement. Check out the *cough* masterpiece here...

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10. Learned musicians sometimes get involved.

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Well we’ve all heard how much Bey and Sir Mix-a-Lot like butts…so much so that he is unable to lie about it.

11. J-Lo loves her arse so much she got it insured!

For $27 million. That's the equivalent of one hundred and eight million Freddo chocolate bars from Tesco to us mere mortals by the way. A LOT of loving.

12. So, let's learn to love our booty!

Move over boobs, the bum is in town! Adored and revered by many, to celebrate, an electro pirate paying tribute to ya tush.