15 Reasons Cole Beasley Is Awesome

A short look back at the illustrious life of one of the coolest kids in the world.

1. You showed up on December 15, 1998.

And you've kept us hopping ever since!

2. It's a little known fact, but Cole is actually part kangaroo.

3. Cole demonstrated superior communications skills at a very young age.

That f*ckin' dog Grandpa, that f*ckin' dog.....

4. Early in his life, he aspired to be an entertainer and amazed the masses with his super fly dance skills.

"Welcome to the big show! You over in the corner, pay attention! Mr. Cockroach, you too!"

5. A true academic, he showed great promise in school.

And by that we mean he was actually able to keep his mouth closed for more than five minutes. Sometimes.

6. Cole knows how to insult bullies.

"Welcome to McDonalds, would you like fries with your order?"

7. One word.

PIKACHU!!!!!!

8. Cole is always responsible about the amount of time he spends gaming.

Said no one ever.

9. Enough said, right Cole?

Also, the kid gets politics.

10. Cole is an amazing big brother.

11. Except when he's not.

12. Speaking of big brother.....Big Brother is his favorite show.

And Ethan is just the coolest nerd EVER.

13. Cole believes in making the most of every hour of the day.

As long as those hours occur after 11 am.

14. Cole is an eternal optimist.

And this actually happened.

15. But most of all, Cole is one of the best kids around.

You keep being you buddy, you're turning out just fine! Love, Mom, Dad and Grace