10 Reasons I Don't Go To Parties

Socializing is hard.

1. There are so. many. people.

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Ew, people.

2. These same people dance.

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I’d come if Emma Watson would be there, though.

3. I can't dance.

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I sometimes think I belong to a different generation, because I’m like, wicked good at disco dancing.

4. It's so HOT.

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You have to take of your jacket, your vest, your shirt. And when you're only wearing a top you remember you haven't shaved your armpits.

5. The music is waaay too loud.

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I feel you, Brit.

6. I can't even talk to people!

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"YOU LOOK NICE!"

"WHAT?!"

"NOTHING!"

"WHAT?!"

7. Parties are so dark!

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You get me?

8. Whenever I want to buy a drink, I’ve got to throw myself into a crowd.

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When you've bought one, you've got to get back, making sure your drink stays in your glass.

9. I always lose my friends in the crowd.

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"Guys....?"

"Guys................."

10. I just prefer books and series over everything.

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I mean, come on. Who really, honestly, wants to be at some stupid party when you could just be laying in bed, watching tv, drinking tea?