i have 2 dogs and i love'em.. i was with the writer until i read the end of #2.. no that is not why it's called furniture.. and they're dogs.. treat them like dogs! crazy ppl

Sounds to me like some asshole pet owners need to clean their house and either train their beloved “children” or get friends who are as obsessed with domesticated animals as they are.

I'm pretty sure I saw this printed on a novelty t-shirt in some tourist shop next to a “Fukengrüven” shirt and another that read “Take Me Drunk I'm Home” in blurry letters.

I've known plenty of pets that loved to hang out with drug users.

So true…

looooove this!
the more people i meet … the more i love my dog.
TRUE story.

This was featured on passiveaggressivenotes.com a long time ago

While the premise is true, that one shouldn't complain when not in their own homes, the attitude that animals are equal to humans & this worship of animals & equating them as kids is at the core of what's wrong with this country & people. Pretty disgusting.

Bravo!

People who go to someone's place and “complain” about their pets typically have a good reason. If your pets are like having kids, then be a PARENT! Teach your animals some manners. No crotch sniffing or leg humping, respect others' personal space, and above all else- don't pee on the guests!

can you blame them ?? it was all pretty true IMO XD

Pretty hard to argue with that logic.

People who compare dogs to kids don’t have kids.