1.
Expectation: You will have clearly defined boundaries that you both respect.
Reality: Yeah, for like a week. Then it's a free-for-all.
2.
Expectation: Sex 24/7.
Reality: Sex 1.5/2 (if you're lucky).
3.
Expectation: They're going to have some weird bathroom habits.
Reality: Yeah, but so do you.
4.
Expectation: You will constantly fight over the remote.
Reality: You will get so invested in their dumb reality shows that you will secretly watch them by yourself.
5.
Expectation: Your lack of alone time will slowly eat away at your sanity.
Reality: They become your BFF, and you are super bored when they're not around.
6.
Expectation: You'll have to clean up someone else's mess all the time.
Reality: Turns out you're the messy one, you animal.
7.
Expectation: You will decorate this über-stylish and contemporary place together
Reality: You disagree on literally every window treatment, throw pillow, and piece of goddamn crockery.
8.
Expectation: You're not going to get along with their pets.
Reality: You will end up loving them as much as, and occasionally more than, your S.O.
9.
Expectation: Splitting the rent will be a great way to save money.
Reality: This one is absolutely accurate.
Date night? Yeah, that'll change too. Don't miss the all-new NBC comedy Marry Me, Tuesdays at 9/8c on NBC.
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