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    20 Surprising Things You'll Find In The Sears Shoe Section

    Oh, it's just a red pump. Wait... Did that say "men's?"

    1. The Marilyn Monroes

    2. These Super Fetch Steampunk Ankle Boots

    3. Death By Heels

    4. Seriously Though.

    5. THE BULLET HOLDER

    6. The Men's Hidden Platform Pump

    7. Suede Platform Ankle Wrape Pumps

    8. These Beautiful 10 Inchers

    9. The Spine Heel Pumps

    10. The Metal Butterfly Cuffed Pumps

    11. The Devious Dagger Thigh High Boots

    12. These Diamond Drilled Platforms

    13. Black Velvet DEATH

    14. These Hot Tamales

    15. The Criss-Cross 10 Inchers

    16. Another Thigh High

    17. Heel-Less Combat Boot Pumps With Sneaky Leopard Print

    18. The One With the Tip Jar

    19. WHAT ARE THESE

    20. THE ALMIGHTY 11 INCH THIGH HIGHS

    Welcome to the side of Sears you wish you could un-see.