BuzzFeed - Mark Mann

Caption Contest This Midfield Rectal Exam

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:46:44 -0500

Feel free to **ahem** insert… your own clever caption.

Japanese Holograph Plays To Sold Out Crowd

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 13:37:29 -0500

So this is how the world ends. 3D virtual Japanese pop idol, Hatsune Miku, plays to her sold out glow stick wielding minions. As if Japan wasn't scary enough! via

My F*$%ing Bush!

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:13:49 -0500

Some shoe store owner really loves his bush… ahem. People have taken to his FB page and Google Listings page to voice their opinions. via

Mormon Founder Also Invented the Mouse?

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:01:15 -0400

Huh who knew that Joseph Smith knew anything about a computer mouse back in 1830?! Look closely… This is a picture of the original transcription from the Reformed Egyptian. Completely lost? Click here —> HERE

Tornado Rips Through Brooklyn

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:43:14 -0400

Yesterday a terrible storm ripped through New York City. Man with the camera channels Yosemite Bear and should probably back away from the large panes of glass.

Kawasaki Motorcycle's New Eject Option

Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:40:17 -0400

You're speeding down the road at 95 MPH and you have to bail… just throw out the parachute and ride to safety.

Wild Black Bear 0, Domestic Cat 1

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:31:40 -0500

It's not every day that a house cat takes on a wild bear. And it's hardly ever that the house cat wins. [ via ]

There's A Homeless Woman Living Above Your Door

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:20:58 -0500

A homeless woman named Dinah had been living in the crawl space above this couples' front door for the past two weeks. This guy set up a video camera to find catch his girlfriend stealing his food and caught this instead. Go and check the crawl space above your front door NOW! [ via ] You are now checking the crawl space above your front door.

Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:42:14 -0500

Stop whatever you’re doing and check out this live performance from a Christian rap group whose lyrics encourage the “Christian side-hug” because “front hugs be too sinful.” [ via ]

Horsador

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:41:49 -0500

Recently spotted in rural Scotland, this adorable cross between a Horse and a Dog is taking locals by storm.

New Seinfeld Episode

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:05:59 -0500

It took over a decade, but “Seinfeld”-less fans finally received a new episode on Larry David's “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. [ via ]

Talking Einstein Robot Brings Physicist Back To Life

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:50:22 -0500

The famed physicist Albert Einstein may no longer be living, but his robotic double almost seems to bring the scientist back to life. The engineers at Hanson Robotics have created a robotic head designed to look like Albert Einstein's and put it on top of the “HUBO” bipedal robotic frame. [ via ]

Wii Pray

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:16:22 -0500

The jury is still out on whether Mass: We Pray — an allegedly upcoming play-pray game for the Wii — is real or not, but, regardless, one thing is certain: Best video game ever. [ via ]

5 Minutes Of A Baby Otter Playing

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:58:13 -0500

It's Wednesday and we all could use a break. Cue five gratuitous minutes of someone's baby otter. Ummm… where can I get mine? [ via ]

Girls Soccer Is Dangerous

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:24:10 -0500

Nine high school girls have been suspended for their involvement in a massive November 8 fight at a soccer game in Rhode Island. Someone should pit that girl against this girl . [ via ]

Kite Surfers Jump Pier In England

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:50:58 -0500

Video out of West Sussex, England shows two kite surfers jumping a pier. According to the BBC, the two jumpers are 25-year-old Jake Scrace and 24-year-old Lewis Crathern, who had been waiting to jump Worthing Pier for three years. via ]

Diners Eat Live Deep Fried Fish

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:46:37 -0500

Eating “rare” delicacies just got to a new level. In China, chefs have figured out a way to keep a fish alive as it gets deep fried and then waits to be eaten. This makes me very sad. [ via ]

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:25:24 -0500

Aubrey Plaza and Internet Fat Guy John Gemberling star in Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. [ via ]

Video Dating Montage Part 2

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:40:35 -0500

Even more found video dating footage, guaranteed to turn your Monday into a half-day Wednesday. [ via ]

Han Solo Carbonite Desk

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:49:24 -0500

Custom-made Han Solo in Carbonite desk from Tom Spina Designs. [ via ]