Ten things British people say to Americans:
1. Why are you all so fat?
2. Why call it the World Series when only North Americans play?
3. Why not travel outside of America and learn about the world?
4. Why does your beer taste like canine urine?
5. Why must you insist that I “have a nice day?”
6. What’s wrong with growing up and acting like an adult?
7. Why do your restaurants put enough food on a plate to feed five?
8. Why are you so loud?
9. Why so many guns?
10. What have you done to our lovely English language?