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<title>it&#x26;#39;s sad that she&#x26;#39;s been coached not to...</title>
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		it&#39;s sad that she&#39;s been coached not to smile with her teeth in her prom pictures &#8212; she has messed up teeth and got some pretty major orthodontic treatment lately. children are growing up too fast!!!
		
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 10:54:13 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Wolf Car</title>
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		This is far superior to your average airbrushed wolf sweatshirt.
		
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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:31:51 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>How To Make a Vilena-Style Photo</title>
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		<strong>A new trend in Russia sees Russian women taking digital photos of themselves lying stomachs down, butts up on their beds.</strong>
		For hornballs and Russian culture enthusiasts alike: a catalogue of women making the so-called &#8220;Vilena-style photo&#8221; is up at English Russia .
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				<li><a href="http://englishrussia.com/?p=2449">See More Vilena-Style Photos Here</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.worldhealthlife.com/2009/04/08/russia-vilena-style-photographs-position.html">Artsy Vilena-Style Photo</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fotograaf/3421437265/">The Vilena on Flickr </a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:08:24 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Creepy Neglected Children Ad</title>
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		Though it&#39;s certainly effective advertising, I feel like the the creepiness of the poster suffocating a child risks overshadowing the PSA message itself. Is that a Thomas the Tank Engine patch on his OshKosh B&#39;Gosh dungarees?
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:46:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Hit Me With A Club!</title>
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		Is this ad condoning domestic abuse fueled by strawberry daquiri-induced inebriation? Whatever she wants, you better give it to her fast &#8212; she&#39;s got crazy eyes!
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:06:26 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Waterskiing Monkeys</title>
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		Momoko and Lilly aren&#39;t just any two ordinary waterskiing monkeys. During their grand finale, Momoko drives a remote-controlled powerboat while Lilly waterskis behind. Not to mention how adorable monkeys are in onesie wetsuits!
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:51:58 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Designer Dildos (NSFW)</title>
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		Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. Cheers!
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:20:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Miss California Defends &#x26;#39;Opposite&#x26;#39; Marriage</title>
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		Last night&#39;s face-off between Perez Hilton and Miss California was perhaps the only part worth watching &#8212; I&#39;m guessing only one of these two voted against Prop 8. Also, since when did &#8220;opposite&#8221; marriage refer to heterosexual marriage? Sign of the times!
		
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:35:25 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Near Death By McDonalds</title>
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		A set of golden arches fell on top of an elderly couple while they were parked outside of an Illinois McDonalds in their Trailblazer. &#8220;I&rsquo;m mad. You don&rsquo;t think you park under a sign &#8230; and giant golden arches are going to come smashing down on you,&#8221; said the couple&#39;s daughter-in-law. Couldn&#39;t have said it better myself!
		
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<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 06:15:40 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>How NOT To Take Your DUI Test</title>
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		This poor old man fails his DUI test before he even uses the breathalyzer &#8212; or use the breathalyzer correctly, that is.
		
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:18:04 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Mariah Carey-Induced Epilepsy</title>
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				<p>Link: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://sciencelinks.jp/j-east/article/199920/000019992099A0499782.php" target="_blank">http://sciencelinks.jp/j-east/article...</a></p>			
	

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		A 23-year old woman experienced what scientists term a musicogenic epileptic fit upon listening to Mariah Carey&#39;s &#8220;Dreamlover&#8221;, and this in-depth dissertation gets to the bottom of it. I&#39;m assuming the epilepsy has something to do with &#8230; . glitter.
		
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:14:07 -0400</pubDate>
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		One Google Street View car captures another Google Street View car. Does this classify as post-post-modern?
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:37:39 -0400</pubDate>
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				<p>Link: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1170348/The-50-year-old-mother-spent-10-000-surgery-look-like-daughter.html" target="_blank">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/art...</a></p>			
	

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		In the spirit of messed up mother/daughter relationships , check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent &pound;10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane&#39;s father.
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:55:11 -0400</pubDate>
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		these are a bit more literal &#8212; and a little less hipster. I found them in a bunk children&#39;s toy store, and they were referred to as &#8220;samurai eyes&#8221; on the packaging.
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:28:52 -0400</pubDate>
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		teabaggin&#39;, yosemite sam style
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:34:14 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Lady GaGa Meets the Coneheads</title>
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		Check out GaGa&#39;s latest, Conehead inspired doo. On the upside, she&#39;s actually wearing pants!
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:32:31 -0400</pubDate>
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		Clever, if not brutal marketing rebuttal from the folks at Santa Monica BMW. I guess you can&#39;t say that Audi wasn&#39;t asking for it!
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:16:18 -0400</pubDate>
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		From the mixed-up files of Kanye&#39;s blog: a forthcoming collaboration between West, Jared Leto, and Brandon Flowers? Is it just me or is Jared Leto purposely working against his hotness? In any case, this picture provides amazing fodder for a compelling game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:12:20 -0400</pubDate>
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		<strong>Something tells me that a smile in sea lion body language doesn&#39;t necessarily denote happiness.</strong>
		Poor Kanji!
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:40:05 -0400</pubDate>
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		Queer theory will be a little less queer without you. You will be missed!
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:26:32 -0400</pubDate>
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