BuzzFeed - Mark http://buzzfeed.com/markp BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:49:51 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) it's sad that she's been coached not to... http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/its-sad-that-shes-been-coached-not-to-25lh-6dm it's sad that she's been coached not to smile with her teeth in her prom pictures — she has messed up teeth and got some pretty major orthodontic treatment lately. children are growing up too fast!!!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/its-sad-that-shes-been-coached-not-to-25lh-6dm Sun, 26 Apr 2009 10:54:13 -0400 it's sad that she's been coached not to smile with her teeth in her prom pictures -- she has messed up teeth and got some pretty major orthodontic treatment lately. children are growing up too fast!!! markp adult Wolf Car http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/wolf-car-6dm This is far superior to your average airbrushed wolf sweatshirt.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/wolf-car-6dm Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:31:51 -0400 This is far superior to your average airbrushed wolf sweatshirt. markp nonadult How To Make a Vilena-Style Photo http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/how-to-make-vilena-style-photo-6dm A new trend in Russia sees Russian women taking digital photos of themselves lying stomachs down, butts up on their beds.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/how-to-make-vilena-style-photo-6dm Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:08:24 -0400 A new trend in Russia sees Russian women taking digital photos of themselves lying stomachs down, butts up on their beds. markp adult Creepy Neglected Children Ad http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/creepy-neglected-children-ad-6dm Though it's certainly effective advertising, I feel like the the creepiness of the poster suffocating a child risks overshadowing the PSA message itself. Is that a Thomas the Tank Engine patch on his OshKosh B'Gosh dungarees?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/creepy-neglected-children-ad-6dm Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:46:57 -0400 Though it's certainly effective advertising, I feel like the the creepiness of the poster suffocating a child risks overshadowing the PSA message itself. Is that a Thomas the Tank Engine patch on his OshKosh B'Gosh dungarees? markp adult Hit Me With A Club! http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/hit-me-with-a-club-6dm Is this ad condoning domestic abuse fueled by strawberry daquiri-induced inebriation? Whatever she wants, you better give it to her fast — she's got crazy eyes!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/hit-me-with-a-club-6dm Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:06:26 -0400 Is this ad condoning domestic abuse fueled by strawberry daquiri-induced inebriation? Whatever she wants, you better give it to her fast -- she's got crazy eyes! markp adult Waterskiing Monkeys http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/waterskiing-monkeys-6dm

Momoko and Lilly aren't just any two ordinary waterskiing monkeys. During their grand finale, Momoko drives a remote-controlled powerboat while Lilly waterskis behind. Not to mention how adorable monkeys are in onesie wetsuits!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/waterskiing-monkeys-6dm Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:51:58 -0400 Momoko and Lilly aren't just any two ordinary waterskiing monkeys. During their grand finale, Momoko drives a remote-controlled powerboat while Lilly waterskis behind. Not to mention how adorable monkeys are in onesie wetsuits! markp adult Designer Dildos (NSFW) http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/designer-dildos-nsfw-6dm Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. Cheers!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/designer-dildos-nsfw-6dm Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:20:57 -0400 Nothing says decadence quite like a set of designer dildos perched on top of champagne stems. <i>Cheers!</i> markp nonadult Miss California Defends &#39;Opposite&#39; Marriage http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/miss-california-defends-opposite-marriag-6dm

Last night's face-off between Perez Hilton and Miss California was perhaps the only part worth watching — I'm guessing only one of these two voted against Prop 8. Also, since when did “opposite” marriage refer to heterosexual marriage? Sign of the times!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/miss-california-defends-opposite-marriag-6dm Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:35:25 -0400 Last night&#39;s face-off between Perez Hilton and Miss California was perhaps the only part worth watching -- I&#39;m guessing only one of these two voted against Prop 8. Also, since when did "opposite" marriage refer to heterosexual marriage? Sign of the times! markp adult Near Death By McDonalds http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/near-death-by-mcdonalds-6dm A set of golden arches fell on top of an elderly couple while they were parked outside of an Illinois McDonalds in their Trailblazer. “I’m mad. You don’t think you park under a sign … and giant golden arches are going to come smashing down on you,” said the couple's daughter-in-law. Couldn't have said it better myself!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/near-death-by-mcdonalds-6dm Sat, 18 Apr 2009 06:15:40 -0400 A set of golden arches fell on top of an elderly couple while they were parked outside of an Illinois McDonalds in their Trailblazer. "I&rsquo;m mad. You don&rsquo;t think you park under a sign . . . and giant golden arches are going to come smashing down on you," said the couple&#39;s daughter-in-law. Couldn&#39;t have said it better myself! markp adult How NOT To Take Your DUI Test http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/how-not-to-take-your-dui-test-6dm

This poor old man fails his DUI test before he even uses the breathalyzer — or use the breathalyzer correctly, that is.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/how-not-to-take-your-dui-test-6dm Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:18:04 -0400 This poor old man fails his DUI test before he even uses the breathalyzer -- or use the breathalyzer correctly, that is. markp adult Mariah Carey-Induced Epilepsy http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/mariah-carey-induced-epilepsy-6dm

A 23-year old woman experienced what scientists term a musicogenic epileptic fit upon listening to Mariah Carey's “Dreamlover”, and this in-depth dissertation gets to the bottom of it. I'm assuming the epilepsy has something to do with … . glitter.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/mariah-carey-induced-epilepsy-6dm Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:14:07 -0400 A 23-year old woman experienced what scientists term a musicogenic epileptic fit upon listening to Mariah Carey&#39;s "Dreamlover", and this in-depth dissertation gets to the bottom of it. I&#39;m assuming the epilepsy has something to do with . . . . glitter. markp adult Google Street View Catches Google Street View http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/google-street-view-catches-google-street-view-6dm One Google Street View car captures another Google Street View car. Does this classify as post-post-modern?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/google-street-view-catches-google-street-view-6dm Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:37:39 -0400 One Google Street View car captures another Google Street View car. Does this classify as post-post-modern? markp adult Like Mother, Like Daughter http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/like-mother-like-daughter-6dm

In the spirit of messed up mother/daughter relationships , check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent £10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane's father.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/like-mother-like-daughter-6dm Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:55:11 -0400 In the spirit of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/mother-daughter-sex-talk-nsfw-26q">messed up mother/daughter relationships</a>, check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent &pound;10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane&#39;s father. markp nonadult these are a bit more literal -- and a little less... http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/these-are-a-bit-more-literal-and-a-little-less-1o1u-6dm these are a bit more literal — and a little less hipster. I found them in a bunk children's toy store, and they were referred to as “samurai eyes” on the packaging.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/these-are-a-bit-more-literal-and-a-little-less-1o1u-6dm Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:28:52 -0400 these are a bit more literal -- and a little less hipster. I found them in a bunk children&#39;s toy store, and they were referred to as "samurai eyes" on the packaging. markp adult teabaggin&#39;, yosemite sam... http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/teabaggin-yosemite-sam-207u-6dm teabaggin', yosemite sam style

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/teabaggin-yosemite-sam-207u-6dm Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:34:14 -0400 teabaggin&#39;, yosemite sam style markp adult Lady GaGa Meets the Coneheads http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/lady-gaga-meets-the-coneheads-6dm Check out GaGa's latest, Conehead inspired doo. On the upside, she's actually wearing pants!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/lady-gaga-meets-the-coneheads-6dm Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:32:31 -0400 Check out GaGa&#39;s latest, Conehead inspired doo. On the upside, she&#39;s actually wearing pants! markp adult Billboard Win http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/billboard-pwn-6dm Clever, if not brutal marketing rebuttal from the folks at Santa Monica BMW. I guess you can't say that Audi wasn't asking for it!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/billboard-pwn-6dm Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:16:18 -0400 Clever, if not brutal marketing rebuttal from the folks at Santa Monica BMW. I guess you can&#39;t say that Audi wasn&#39;t asking for it! markp nonadult F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kanye, Jared, Brandon http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/fck-marry-kill-kanye-jared-brandon-6dm From the mixed-up files of Kanye's blog: a forthcoming collaboration between West, Jared Leto, and Brandon Flowers? Is it just me or is Jared Leto purposely working against his hotness? In any case, this picture provides amazing fodder for a compelling game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/fck-marry-kill-kanye-jared-brandon-6dm Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:12:20 -0400 From the mixed-up files of Kanye&#39;s blog: a forthcoming collaboration between West, Jared Leto, and Brandon Flowers? Is it just me or is Jared Leto <i>purposely</i> working against his hotness? In any case, this picture provides amazing fodder for a compelling game of F*ck, Marry, Kill. markp adult Sea Lion Smile http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/sea-lion-smile-6dm Something tells me that a smile in sea lion body language doesn't necessarily denote happiness.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/sea-lion-smile-6dm Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:40:05 -0400 Something tells me that a smile in sea lion body language doesn&#39;t necessarily denote happiness. markp nonadult RIP Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/rip-eve-kosofsky-sedgwick-6dm

Queer theory will be a little less queer without you. You will be missed!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/rip-eve-kosofsky-sedgwick-6dm Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:26:32 -0400 Queer theory will be a little less queer without you. You will be missed! markp adult