Mark Mistretta II
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Lose Weight With Ayds!
This is a vintage commercial for an unfortunately named diet supplement.
Kathie Lee Gifford's Beer Hat Mishap
Kathie Lee Gifford, live and drunk on her love of Quebec, has a little trouble with her beer hat.
iPhoto's Face Recognition Fail
What do you think?
USA Today's Unintentional Weather Porn
Maybe this is why so many copies of USA Today end up in the men's room.
You're a Libra, Aren't Ya Darlin'?
An unsuspecting old woman is the recipient of a prank phone call where the prankster uses 1990's fake-psychic Miss Cleo soundbites to keep the conversation moving. It could be the funniest thing you will hear all day.
The Creepiest Doll Commercial Ever Televised.
You will get nightmares if you view this repeatedly.
But You're Like Really Single, Hugh Hefner
"But You're Like Really Pretty" is my new favorite website and will be yours too if you love dark celebrity humor that offends in a good way.
Bea Arthur Reads Excerpts From Pamela Anderson's 'Star Struck: A Novel'
Every fan of Bea Arthur needs to see Ms Arthur still at the top of her game in this clip from 'Comedy Central's Roast of Pamela Anderson.' If you never thought you'd get the chance to hear Bea Arthur say, "Squeeze your cheeks like you're trying to hold back a fart," then today is your lucky day!
Sharon Osbourne On Matt Laurer, Lindsay Lohan & Feminine Hygiene
Please let Sharon host 'The Talk' more often.
'Showgirls' in 5 Minutes & 6 Seconds!
'Showgirls' edited from a fan's perspective, culled from the best of the worst. BUT NOW YOU CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE OF SOME PRUDE ON YOUTUBES.
Joy Behar On Megan Fox
Joy says what America is thinking.
Fake Dollar Bill, Y'all
Dear Days Of Our Lives, When your fake money says in big letters FOR MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY, its probably not a good idea to shoot it in a close up.
Bill Maher and Jane Lynch Go Literary On Weinergate
On Real Time last night, Maher and Lynch read verbatim Rep. Weiner's FB chat with the Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss. (via.)
Casey Anthony's Eyebrow Transformation
See Casey Anthony's eyebrows go from professional eyebrow threading to prison razor and ruler jobs.
Bette Davis & Jim Beam, A Match Made In Heaven
A 1974 print ad that featured Miss Davis and her favorite leading man.
Today’s Epic ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ Goodbye to Meredith Vieira
With Abe Vigoda! Jimmy Fallon! Lester Holt dancing awkwardly! If you haven’t seen it in it’s entirety, you must. It’s incredibly touching, awesome and absolutely amazing that it was pulled off live without a hitch, considering that it was one camera with the operator running backwards most of the time.
Adorably Unbe-Weave-Able
This is hilariously adorable and totally unbe-weave-able.
The Weiner Report
This screen grab from Anthony Weiner’s official site is really creepy, given all that I now know about his way of ‘staying connected’ with constituents. PS - Had I known that ‘The Weiner Report’ would actually contain real weiners, I would totally have signed up.
Eau De Toilet
The next time someone asks what fragrance I'm wearing, I'm going to say, "Patti LaBelle with a hint of Pu**y."
Casey Anthony's Partying Proclamation
Shortly after this photo was taken, Casey wrapped herself in toilet paper and attempted to flush herself down the toilet.