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Mark LaFlamme is a crime reporter and columnist at the Sun Journal in Lewiston, Maine. He is the author of the novels “The Pink Room,” “Vegetation,” “Delirium Tremens” and “Dirt: An American Campaign” as well as the novelette “Asterisk: Red Sox 2089” and the collection “Box of Lies.” Mark's newspaper column “Street Talk” has been named both Best in Maine and Best in New England. He is the Maine Press Association's 2006 Journalist of the Year.
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