Is it me, or are these articles really coming across as “25 Questions PEOPLE WHO DESPERATELY NEED TO FEEL SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT Are Tired Of Answering”?

If no-one has tried to insult Louis by tweeting “FU, CK” I will be very surprised. (Because I’m never the first to think of anything like that.) (Also, Louis CK is brilliance personified.)

It’s a bit of a shame the article didn’t detail what made up the “builder’s breakfast” flavour crisps. From memory, it was “sausage, egg and buttered toast”. From having tasted that flavour, it was more like a builder had farted into the bag just before it was sealed, but there you go. After seeing the flavours chosen for the article (‘roast chicken’ counts as crazy? Really?), I’m surprised the writer didn’t dip into the Walkers Sensations range. I’m not sure a nation can claim to be truly civilised until the populace can buy ‘smoked Monterrey chilli with goats cheese flavour’ or ‘Mexican fiery sweet chipotle’ flavour crisps at their local supermarket.

Aah, I’d thought this was going to be the old “Kent countryside” spoonerism. Wasn’t expecting it to be delivered in buckets.

“to this day your still scared”? Is “don’t bother with that whole ‘rules of English thing’” part of the test?