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    The Definitive Ranking Of The World's Hottest Gay Rugby Players

    Fancy a ruck?

    What do you get if you combine gay men + rugby + water? Only the greatest weekend of your life!

    The Bingham Cup in Sydney last weekend saw the hottest gay men in rugby come together. Not literally, you pervert.

    27. So let's take a tour around the world to find the hottest, starting with this tough old stalwart.

    26. I'd like to put all my sporting dreams on your shoulders, good sir.

    25. OH GOD BLESS AMERICA SON!

    24. Rugby is a game for tough men and soft hearts.

    23. Mmmmm, strong in the tackle, cute in the FACE!

    22. WHOA! Piercing tackles with your eyes.

    21. Burns sides, sideburns.

    20. Who made a teddy bear into a hot rugby player? Because thank you very much.

    19. High Lord Of Rugby, Second Son Of Grab Me And Take Me Now.

    18. Can we please make a more perfect rugby union?

    17. Never wipe that look, or mud, off your face.

    16. I'll cop this dummy pass, as long as you score.

    15. I die.

    14. I'll play on the red team, just please freaking pick me...NOW!

    13. Release the ball when tackled, but never release what we could have.

    12. "And then I held him down, pilfered the ball and got his phone number."

    11. This guy just got penalised for pulling down in the line-out.

    10. Step 1: Unfold your arms... Step 2: Put them around me... Step 3: Do your worst.

    9. Stretching is important before exercise. Always stretch before squatting.

    8. Please, let me.

    7. Damn, boy, do you play fly-half?

    6. Your right arm... Your face... Your left arm.

    5. I will never collapse your maul. Never.

    4. Are you the Ryan Gosling of rugby union?

    3. *faints*

    2. If you put me through this gap, I can promise you, we'll score.

    1. And you, hit the showers. Game over.