Bill Shorten Will Not Name His Favourite Lettuce And It’s Super Weird

Welcome to silly season.

Do You Know What’s Been Happening In Politics During The Holidays?

Put down the beer because it’s an election year.

An Art History Expert Is Trolling His Former Boss With Postmodern Star Wars Theories

A long time ago, in a jihad far far away.

This Senator Called Someone A “C*nt” Like It Was NBD

What a time.

This Hoverboard Set Fire To A House And What’s Left Is Disturbing

Holy rolling smokes.

Chris Gayle Gives A Stunning Non-Apology For His Sleazy Comments To A Journalist

The Melbourne Renegades cricketer tried to pick up female host Mel McLaughlin live on air.

Elite Water Polo Player Killed By Single Punch Outside Nightclub

The latest victim of a vicious one-punch attack.

This Politician Accidentally Sent A Text Calling A Journalist A “Mad Fucking Witch” To The Journalist

That thing when you send a text to the person the text was about.

19 Inspirational Messages To Get You Absolutely Pumped For 2016

What a time to be alive tbh.

Some People Have Already Failed The First Test Of 2016

“I scheduled the tweet for midnight on NYE just like you said”.

Malcolm Turnbull Says A Tony Abbott Return Isn’t Happening

Stop trying to make Abbott happen. It’s not going to happen.

Two Senior Ministers Dramatically Dumped On Epic Take Out The Trash Day

Briggs and Brough are back-benched.

Meet The Pot Smoking Grandmother Who Faces Deportation After 52 Years In Australia

BuzzFeed News and The Project spoke to Michelle Whitehouse, a grandmother stranded in Australia’s detention network thanks to Tony Abbott’s tough migration laws.

These Aussie Muslims Have Come Together To Laugh At Online Islamophobia

“‘Do you think it’s wise that Jihad is your name?’… Well that’s my name.”

34 Hilarious Tweets That Made Australians Piss Themselves In 2015

g’day - it’s moiiiiiiyyyy

Angry People Are Promising To Move To Australia If Donald Trump Is Elected

“Lowkey want Trump to win the election so I have an excuse to move to Australia…”

Newly Unmasked Bitcoin “Founder” Has House Raided By Tax Officers

Satoshi Nakamoto is allegedly Australian computer genius Craig Wright.

This Minister Took A Selfie With Two Kangaroos Rooting And It Confirms Every Stereotype

Fancy a roo-t?

This Couple Sold A Used Fridge To Tony Abbott And It’s Kinda Adorable

The 320-litre fridge, Gumtree, and a former PM.