Based on the descriptions of why these rides scare you… make me think you’d be happy to just sit in a padded room with some nice safe stuffed bunnies to keep you company. Based on when I was a child, I’d put Splash Mountain as most scary (‘cause it took me until I was 16 to finally ride it) and Pirate’s of the Caribbean (pre-movie) because the atmosphere of the line and leading up to the ride inevitably always made me cry… until after the first drop then I was ok, but it was the only ride as a child that made me cry. Either way, that’s my view as a child, none of the other rides are, in my opinion, scary. I will agree however that Big Thunder Mountain is the best coaster at Disneyland. Also: most deaths that have occurred on Disneyland rides (or in the park in general) were not Disney’s fault, they were because those who died were stupid (like the one with the boat).