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Davos (oh yeah and I guess Stannis) sails to Braavos. Speaking of sails, did they use the blood of a hundred heretics to stain those sails red?
Besides Dorne, Braavos is my favorite locale so seeing Davos (and Stannis) pass under the skirt of the Titan of Braavos makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Davos: “Easterners have a different sense of time, I’ve found.” Is that a colored people time reference?
I’m not saying it’s inaccurate (especially for me) but damn. Speaking of PoCs, I don’t approve of Tycho Nestoris being played by the whitest and gingerest of British actors.
That being said, Mark Gatiss on Game of Thrones is well over do.
Davos’ CGI hand! Well over do as well.
Salladhor Saan! What a pleasant surprise!
Salladhor and Davos just made the best ad for Braavosi coin.
Salladhor: “You’re not my friend, my friend.”
Really? A Ramsay Snow sex scene? Reaallllyyyy?
Asha/Yara Greyjoy FTW!
Reek reek it rhymes with meek.
Whooooa this is weird. Asha/Yara v. Ramsay Boss Fight!
Well that was sad and unproductive.
I don’t want to see his gash! I really, really don’t.
Oh shit. That poor boy looks like dragon food.
Meh, never mind. Soon, though. Soon.
So the hot slave owner is Hizdahr zo Loraq, eh? Figures.
Oh so now he’s a mournful son and ally to the queen? Yeah, alright. We’ll see.
It ain’t easy bein’ queen.
Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. Oberyn Martell makes Dorne proud.
LOL Not now, Mace.
Heh, eunuch joke. I bet Oberyn seduced an Unsullied regardless.
Not-A-Lord Varys of Lys the asexual protector of the realm.
Varys-Oberyn scenes are much sexier than Varys-Littlefinger scenes.
Oh hai, Jaime the rapist.
I’m never gonna get over it.
Kangaroo court: Westeros style.
Varys is playing the long game — the very long game.
Lancel mention!
The whole court was a play to get Jaime to leave the Kingsguard. WHOA. I like this turn. Tywin isn’t the most powerful man in Westeros for nothing.
No!!! Shae!
These aren’t her words — they are Tywin’s words.
Tyrion’s speech made me sad.
But his demand for a trial by combat got me excited again!
But then again that makes me sad just thinking about what happens…
Ugh, my emotions go on a rollercoaster whenever encountered by Game of Thrones.
NEXT EPISODE:
Double the Cleganes! Double the fun! Plus snowcastles in the snow!
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