42 Pieces Of Definitive Proof That You Might Possibly Be Armenian

Get ready for your next big family gathering by preparing cheekofteh and dolma. Don’t forget to bring the vodka or Arak.

1. You know someone who lives in Glendale, California or Little Armenia in Hollywood, California

ID: 2060616

2. Have a last name that ends with “ian”

Marian Thomas
ID: 2060617

3. A small family gathering is no less than 50 people

ID: 2060632

4. When your grandmother makes a homemade kebab sandwich and tells you it’s a hamburger

ID: 2060700

5. Your mom is obsessive about having a clean house

ID: 2071229

6. When you have more hair on your shoulders than your head

ID: 2060626

7. You have eaten at Zankou Chicken

ID: 2060682

8. You piss off people at a noisy restaurant for being too loud

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ID: 2070724

9. You are so obsessed with playing backgammon you’ve considered buying Levon’s portable tavlou strap

bigbadarmo.com and Sevag Vrej / Via youtube.com
ID: 2070863

10. Your grandma packs grape leaves as part of her travel pantry

ID: 2060654

11. You are a fan of System of a Down

ID: 2060679

12. When your living room looks like the Scarface set

 or this lady’s house

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ID: 2060644

13. You automatically turn your coffee cup over to have your fortune read

ID: 2060658

14. A typical wedding has over 500 people

ID: 2077316

15. You are over 30, live with your parents and drive a BMW

ID: 2060620

16. Your grandmother gets upset when you don’t eat

ID: 2070639

17. You have an endless supply of pistachios, walnuts, dates and pumpkin seeds

ID: 2076531

18. When you have soujuk and eggs for breakfast

ID: 2060665

19. You observe April 24, 1915 as Genocide Day

ID: 2060670

20. You never visit someone’s house empty handed

ID: 2060646

21. You participated in youth programs from Homenetmen, AGBU, AYF or ACYO

Lisa Saghdejian Bardizbanian
ID: 2076289

22. You catch yourself telling people Armenians were the first to adopt Christianity in 301 A.D

ID: 2060673

23. You have a name that is hard to pronounce therefore you go by your nick name

ID: 2060677

24. Saying goodbye is an hour ordeal

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ID: 2060615

25. You own a Taline CD or DVD for your child

ID: 2060685

26. You throw an agra hadig party when your child’s first tooth comes out. You throw objects in front of child to choose which reflects their future occupation

ID: 2077400

27. You get full from appetizers at Armenian wedding even though there are 3 more courses to go

ID: 2060694

28. When you believe in superstitions such as the evil eye

ID: 2060697

29. You have taken your car to be fixed by the “Shift It” Guy

ID: 2060701

30. You have been forced to go to wedding of a relative you don’t know

ID: 2060708

31. You either have the Armenian nose or you’re not admitting you had a nose job

ID: 2060710

32. You grow pomegranates, lemons and mint in your backyard

ID: 2060716

33. When your gesture for saying “no” is a clicking sound you make with your mouth

Sassoun Hagopian / Via youtube.com
ID: 2088127

34. You have been to a Vahe Berberian show

ID: 2070893

35. Your grandparents are hooked on Armenian soap operas

vervaratsnere / Via haszysz.net
ID: 2077372

36. You celebrate Christmas on January 6th, from the old Julian calendar

ID: 2071089

37. Your grandmother has knitted you everything including a cozy for your dishwashing liquid

ID: 2071114

38. You have eaten Lahmajun aka Armenian Pizza

ID: 2071165

39. Your family doesn’t use real tupperware rather a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed yogurt or margarine containers

ID: 2071169

40. You know that Principal Skinner from the Simpsons was born as Armin Tamzarian

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ID: 2071233

41. You’ve taken a picture with Harout Pamboukjian, the Armenian equivalent to Elvis

Marian Thomas
ID: 2071240

42. You are always late also known as running on Armenian time

ID: 2071274

43. When you know this to be true

Paul Kalinian / Via armenianhouse.org
ID: 2076616

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