Once I talked a car sales person down $2500 on a car. After agreeing on a price, he shook his head and asked how old I was. When I asked him why he was inquiring my age, he mumbled something about how he’d never had a young girl talk him down on a price. I was 33 at the time.

[Rummages through drawer. Finds red Sharpie. Uncaps. Finds center of table. Draws an “X”. Caps Sharpie. Hits head repeatedly on red “X” in center of table.]