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Parochial School Confessions

As a 7-year-old, one year of Parochial school was as tedious as they come. The struggle was real.

1. Remembering to do the sign of the cross, memorizing The Lord’s Prayer, and Hail Mary.

2. How about memorizing the theme song to Bananas In Pyjamas while we’re at it?

3. Purchasing and bringing a rosary for class.

Coming to school late and missing prayer time (started at 6 AM).

4. Spinster teachers.

5. How about some pop music singing nuns? I’d be down with that.

6. Saturday morning mass.

7. How about Saturday morning cartoons, instead?

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