Marcus B.

i don't align myself i don't define myself things i generally dislike: the petroleum industry, gst and/or pst, fake tans, unconditional supporters of any political ideology, canned laughter after unfunny jokes, the film 'donnie darko', 9 hour work days, windows vista, the commercials before trailers before films, coors light, nu-metal, unlikely happy endings, jewelry used as enamel, the city of atlanta, whoever decided to cancel 'arrested development', little rocks in shoes/sandals, american idol, guests who break or ruin your shit, mcdonald's refusal to serve breakfast after 11, the quintessential old person, phone conversations, blackberrys, hypocrites, socks, (new) country music, dead fish washing up on the beach, a sore ass from sitting too long, overenthusiastic game show contestants, haldimand, burnt lips, hess village, inconvenient power outages, mood disorders, cherry pits, spell check, the word "soccer", mingling, people who use the anonymity of the internet as a license to be a jackass, tim horton's adoption of macdonald's breakfast menu policy, celebrities who take themselves too seriously, science majors who think they know anything about arts, parades of any kind, the tendency of post offices and banks to be open only while most people are at work, anybody who would put adam sandler in their top five comedians, anything with a non-offensive feel good message about topics that were touchy in the 1970s yet considers itself edgy in the present, children who fail to follow the 'milford academy' mantra of being neither seen nor heard while in public settings such as the cinema, overly persistent telemarketers, the short battery life of ipods/laptops, the monotony of small towns, jane austen, anybody who willingly reads jane austen, the lack of RAM on my computer, common colds, dead links, spilled alcohol, humidity, carpet stains that won't come out, homeless people who ask you for change multiple times in a short time span, that half of the world chews food with their goddamn mouth open, how people are utterly desperate to acquire a false sense of superiority, the sound of certain materials rubbing against each other, when i'm forced to break my word on account of other people, breaking and/or entering, the "i" or "HD" prefixes, shitty hip-hop from assclowns like soulja boy, eurotrash/white-trash and their respective cultural ticks, stress or anything that generates stress, anybody with absurdly poor taste, london's terrible public transportation system, dr phil, late august, 830am classes, blueray disk, mumbly professors, brantford, wet clothes/shoes, poor drivers, liars and cheaters, those old people in every class that try way harder than everybody else, wrinkly hands from washing dishes, girlish insecurity, any night out at jack's, neko's early morning fits, bell's tech support, the average xbox live user, stephanie meyer

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