“Oy gevalt, Kim. Don’t let that Kris make an agunah out of you!”
“Jude Law, dibst a manipulative, cheating shtick drek.”
“Was he really shtupping all of them?!? What bobkes (nonsense)!”
“Of course they’ll keep shtupping around! After all, a chazer bleibt a chazer.”
“Doctor, you’re a true balnes! This liquid facelift makes me look 10 years younger!”
“Can’t you see I’m in crisis? Your girl problems are drek ahf a shpendel.”
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