This card by “Another Bloomin’ Designer” Jamie Wieck sprouts a mini plant after four days of soaking.
This fully operational business card demonstrates how transistors amplify current.
This DJ’s business card reveals professional details as you spin the cardboard turntable.
The quintessential Jack of All trades. Who wouldn’t hire this tiger-taming orgy-organizer?
Yoga One’s business card was designed by Phil Jones, Ryan Coleman, and Jeff McCullough.
This mechanical engineer’s business card-turned-catapult suggests there’s more expertise where that came from.
A Les Miserables-inspired card for the business of luuurrrve.
When inserted into a USB port, this circuitboard business card reveals its creator’s resume and cover letter. So efficient!
The Riverside Saloon answers pressing nightlife questions.
This yoga instructor’s bendy PVC card gives you a taste of what your muscles could be doing with her guidance. The card was produced by Kapil Bhimekar.
Biscuit business cards are the Bombay Bakery’s ultimate endorsement.
A professional circumciser’s “tear-off” business cards. Ouch.
This is theoretically the back of a “special business card” belonging to the mayor of San Leon, Texas. Clearly worth saving for emergencies.
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