25: If you identify asawoman, you don’t recall the last time you shaved your armpits. 26: Your weekend consists of kirtan on Saturday night and Dance Church Sunday morning. 27: You don’t bat an eye when someone talks about their “third eye.” 28. “How many times have you been to Burning Man?” isaroutine conversational question when getting to know someone. 29. Pot — neti or marijuana?