There are too many coincidences!
OPRAH = GOD. Found at the California Clipper bar in Chicago.
Presented in no particular order. You may initially be inclined to challenge this list, but then you’ll be like “Oh, no, yeah. This is all true”.
This is Potato. He is a tiny jerk.
Someone finally created a situation in which comedian Kyle Kinane eats a hot pepper and gets filmed afterwards. Your day just got a lot better.
IMDb has Ron Swanson listed with credits as an existing writer on “Walker, Texas Ranger” and “Top Dog”. Please let this be one of those situations where we all believe in something enough that it becomes real.