20 Ridiculously Awesome Pieces Of Furniture You Wish You Could Afford

Someday I'll have a swing in my living room. Someday...

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1. A four-poster bed fit for a fairy queen.

anthropologie.com

Queen Titania herself would be proud to sleep in this beauty.

Price: $5,298

2. A minimalist indoor swing that's so much cooler than anything you've ever seen at a playground.

designboom.com

Couch potatoes < swing potatoes.

Price: $900

3. A giant pair of lips to rest your ass on.

shareasale.com

Yeah, that sounds a little dirty — oh well!

In any case, this Dali-copycat sofa is also available in a larger size here.

Price: $800

4. "Moon elements" you can fold (and unfold) into a variety of different types of furniture.

fancy.com

A chaise lounge, a table, an easy chair: the possibilities aren't *quite* endless, but there are a lot of them!

Price: $269

5. Upholstered side chairs that look like dogs and ponies.

wayfair.com

wayfair.com

Old MacDonald started designing furniture, E-I-E-I-O. And in his showroom he had a dog, E-I-E-I-O. With a "woof woof" here...

Price: $289.99 (the dog) and $540 (the pony)

6. A geometric "zome" to hang from a tree in your yard.

kodamazomes.com

Kodoma Zomes are "the synthesis of geodesic domes, which were invented by revolutionary architect Buckminster Fuller, and zonodehral polygons," and you'd be crazy not to want to spend an afternoon casually swinging back and forth in one.

Price: $5,400

7. A bear shelf to fiercely display your belongings on.

rhbabyandchild.com

RAWR.

Price: $709

8. A bench made from recycled skateboards.

etsy.com

Can't afford the bench? Get a stool (or even some jewelry).

Price: $1,099.99

9. Fold-up chairs you can hang in a closet.

umbrashift.com

umbrashift.com

Even if you're rich AF, easy-to-store extra seating can come in handy.

Price: $200

10. A shelf that turns your bike into a work of art.

vadolibero.com

"I was made for the spotlight." —Your (rather vain) bike

Price: $3,700

11. A coffee table with four useful hidden compartments.

anthropologie.com

There are many things you could put in the compartments...but snacks would be the best choice (snacks are always the best choice).

Price: $1,998

12. Sectional furniture that'll turn your living room into an enormous game of Tetris.

shareasale.com

Sorry for making you think about Tetris (thus getting the song stuck in your head for the next five hours).

Price: $6,431.99

13. Geometric shelving units to stack up against a wall.

urbanoutfitters.com

They may not be the most practical way to shelve things, but they sure look cool.

Price: $89

14. A daybed that looks nicer than your current apartment.

frontgate.com

When can we move in?

Price: $6,396

15. A bench that's tied up in knots.

etsy.com

Or a twisted shelf.

Price: $3,800

16. Stepping stools that look like they're about to gobble you up.

welovegobble.com

welovegobble.com

They're (fittingly) made by a company called "Gobble."

Price: $155

17. The biggest beanbag you've ever seen.

hayneedle.com

You may want to leave your bed out by the curb and replace it with this thing.

Price: $441.22

18. Bookcases that are feeling a little tipsy.

etsy.com

etsy.com

This is what furniture looks like when it gets drunk.

Price: $112

19. Brightly colored pieces of furniture that look like something you'd be able to use in The Sims.

lumens.com

They're designed by Frank Gehry.

Price: $250+

20. And a bed that looks like a camper.

etsy.com

It may be meant for children, but that doesn't mean you couldn't get one and use it as a cozy little reading nook!

Price: $1,840