1. A carnival-style drinking game.
2. A book to help you cancel plans when you decide you'd rather stay home and watch Netflix.
3. A set of markers you can doodle on plates with.
4. A flask that looks like an old NES cartridge.
5. A phone cover with a very compelling suggestion.
6. A ladybug crumb catcher to help you tidy up after a messy lunch.
7. Light-up gummy bear key chains that look good enough to eat.
8. A badge to pin to your shirt on one of ~those~ days.
9. A mug to sip from as you're counting down the hours until you can go home and disrobe.
10. LED balls on strings you can use to make artwork in the air.
11. A quaint cork cactus to keep your organized.
12. Ten feet of radical 80s themed stickers to cover all your belongings with.
13. A collapsible beer glass you can tuck into your purse.
14. Moisturizer for your hands stored in an awesome apple container.
15. A pin depicting the one and only Euphegenia Doubtfire.
16. Nail tattoos for the person who is never not snacking.
17. A dish towel covered with "dishes."
18. A compact mirror that looks like a laptop.
19. An enamel pin of your zodiac sign.
20. A kit to help you out during "minimergencies."
21. A set of badges for anyone who idolizes Elaine Benes.
22. A set of fun fruit-shaped cookie cutters.
23. A spoon you can make music with.
Price: $12