That goose. Has teeth. On its tongue. Birds are not supposed to have teeth. Tongues are not supposed to have teeth.
This is re-awakening my childhood terror of geese. Swans are scary too, they’re just prettier. And I don’t think their tongues have teeth.

Has to be fake. Even in America.

These people have to be being ironic. No one can possibly be this dumb, and not have accidentally killed themself with a plastic bag or other common household item.