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    10 Stock Images Of Makeup Application That Are All Lies

    These “beautifying” images make growing a ladybeard an attractive option. Here’s how you REALLY do makeup: Makeup.com

    1. The latest facial contouring brush can also be used to repaint your kitchen.

    2. Because plaster and foundation are pretty much the same thing.

    3. Doesn’t every woman come with a traveling crew of makeup-wielding hands?

    4. OK, so this isn’t makeup application. But, COME ON.

    5. The only red lipstick tutorial we would NEVER want to follow.

    6. Your four-year-old can’t color within the lines yet, but she can apply eyeliner like no one’s business.

    7. We’re all about a good twofer, but we’re giving this cheek stain a hard pass.

    8. Apparently, post-shower shaving is man code for “enhancing my cheekbones.”

    9. Paint-by-Numbers for your face, anyone?

    10. Don’t drink and apply. Clearly.

    11. Have a healthy dose of reality by checking out Makeup.com!