Dear Dry Shampoo,
"I don't want to make it weird, since we haven’t been together that long…
...but I definitely love you.
Growing up, I always dreamed of meeting someone like you.
Remember when I tried all those other tips for dirty hair and wound up making a mess with the baby powder?
Or when my only option was to wear my greasy strands in a slicked-back ponytail?
I knew there had to be something better out there.
There are still days I worry I’ll wake up with a hair situation like this:
And think I’ll have to just do this:
But then I remember I added you to my locks before I went to bed, and I get those 15 extra minutes of sleep...
...and actually wake up feeling like this:
Thank you for being so amazing!
I think I can finally put those 20 years of not knowing there was an easier way to live in the past, and trust again, ya know?
I don’t know how I ever lived my life without you."
Love, your #1 fan with a perfectly quaffed 'do every day.