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When you have to drag yourself out of bed:
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When anyone asks for a favor:
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For literally whenever:
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When you want to say it with a heart:
5.
For any family gathering whatsoever:
6.
For when silence is the only option:
7.
In case anyone asks what your problem is:
9.
Because Grumpy Cat is your mood:
10.
Whenever someone asks you for advice:
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For all day every day:
12.
For when you're always right (DUH):
13.
If anyone asks about your resting bitchface:
14.
When people are complaining too much:
15.
For any time anyone does anything:
16.
When people get too enthusiastic:
18.
When you don't feel like sharing:
19.
To send a message to your uppity blog-writer friend:
20.
When the incompetence is really getting to you:
21.
When you're not even sorry you're not sorry:
22.
When you're Twitter-tired:
23.
When you want to cast the ultimate curse:
24.
If anyone is giving you lip:
25.
For when the haters are bringing you down:
26.
For when it's time to get creative:
27.
When you'd rather be at home:
