1. A tee that proclaims the universal truth about movie adaptations.
3. A table light that makes any room an Actual Library.
4. A flask with one of the great ~writing tenets~ emblazoned on it.
5. A mug to sass anyone who asks how English majors earn a living.
6. A journal with 642 unique writing prompts to get the creative juices flowing.
8. A notebook designed to help plot out the next Great Novel.
9. A bag to tote around a full library of novels.
10. A tee that'll fit any punster to a T.
11. A pair of banned book socks to show the ~edgy~ side of an English major.
12. An invisible bookshelf that also marks where you left off.
13. A print that depicts famous novels' opening lines — in sentence diagram form.
14. Book-printed cardboard stools that pop together when you need emergency seating.
15. A handmade comma rug to show you're #TeamOxfordComma.
16. Or punctuation earrings that will add DrAmA to your look.
17. A typewriter memo pad for only the most urgent reminders.
18. A tent for book nerds who are answering The Call of the Wild.
19. A quirky notebook to push right past the writer's block.
20. A pen for taking notes in the book you're ~not~ supposed to be reading for class.
21. A USB drive that lets you bring 3000 classic books with you wherever you go.
22. A dainty pencil brooch to show everyone you're in writer mode.
23. A tote with the the face you make any time someone asks, "Why do you have so many books?"
24. A notebook that doubles as a pocket square for jotting down the jauntiest notes.
25. A simple reminder for writers of any sort.
26. And a bookend to hold back the dwindling number of books you haven't read yet.
