1.
For when the Doctor tells you to run:
3.
And the person who always steals your equipment:
4.
For any true Hitchhiker:
5.
For when you need to "Fly, you fools:"
6.
When CrossFit seems like the Hunger Games:
7.
Because you need to rescue Princess Zelda:
8.
For when it seems like your next workout would require Supernatural effort:
9.
For when you're not sure you'll make it:
10.
Because "oh my glob:"
11.
For when you want to get buff(y):
12.
Because you need a ~shiny~ shirt to work out in:
13.
For when you need Sonic-level speed:
14.
When you're all "In the name of the moon, I lift you:"
15.
For when you're training to fight the final boss:
16.
Because you're a Machamp:
17.
In case you need to use the Force:
18.
For any respectable plumber:
19.
For when you're wondering why all those tally marks are on your arms:
20.
For you and your gym buddy:
22.
For when you're up against Troy and Abed:
23.
For when it's over 9000:
24.
Because the zombie apocalypse is no joke:
25.
When you're preparing for the longest of Treks:
26.
When you need a mentor:
27.
For when you're not elfin' around:
