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1. Hang your keys or jewelry on a silver hook that flips the bird.
2. Store all your ~good shit~ in this pretty container.
3. Pull out this throw pillow when your roommate asks, "Another episode, really?"
4. Prevent table damage with these customizable coasters.
5. Update your list of enemies on a chalkboard wall hanging.
6. Keep your floors friggin' clean with this reminder doormat.
7. Turn your shower into a motto reminder.
8. Remind yourself: "D-A-M-N you're good."
9. Stop being late AF with this classy clock.
11. Challenge the patriarchy to a pillow fight.
12. Establish ground rules with this cross stitch.
13. Set your daily schedule with this kickass print.
14. Keep this on display as your new coffee table book.
15. Drink espresso out of these *#!?ing cool cups and saucers.
16. Weigh down your enormous pile of ~shit to do~ with a tell-tale f-bomb.
17. Hang a couple banners to comfort you on a crappy day.
18. Cushion your step with a rug that knows the best way to make shit sound better is by saying it in French.
19. Tell yourself to just get in the shower already.
20. Pardon your French with this wall tapestry.
21. Keep it sweet by hanging this in your kitchen.
22. Let your duvet speak for you.
23. Stay warm under a punny blanket.
24. Light a candle to fill your space with the "any scent I f'n want."
