1. In the zoo of life, ravers are party animals.
2. When a raver isn't listening to electronic dance music, they are dreaming about it.
3. Ravers, or modern day hippies, live by the motto, PLUR. (Peace, Love, Unity, Respect)
4. Ravers live in a reality of pure magic and nonsense.
5. Ravers worship DJs because DJs are Gods.
6. Ravers never fight, but when they do, their worst enemy is sleep.
7. Since ravers can be extremely touchy, they never have to think twice about making a cuddle puddle.
8. Ravers can eat ecstasy like it's candy.
9. A raver's must-have accessory is their handmade, plastic bracelet, also known as candy.
10. Ravers spend mystical amounts of money on outfits, or lack thereof.
11. Surrounded by loud music and heavy bass every night, ravers will lose their hearing before they can even realize it.
12. The pleasure-seeking raver loves a good light show.
13. Tactful with their words and passionate about their actions, ravers recruit normal people to join the PLUR force constantly.
14. Ravers, who are down for just about anything, will put themselves through hell to have fun
for a few hours.
15. Like other mammals, ravers need a lot of water to survive.
16. Ravers enjoy exercise; they can dance for hours without stopping.
17. A raver's favorite color is rainbow.
18. Only ravers wear furry boots.
19. Even though ravers are surrounded by thousands of different people every night, they always
have enough love for everyone.
20. Ravers never truly grow up; many still use pacifiers.
21. If a raver is upset, it is because the music has ended.
22. After an event, a raver may become a zombie for a few days.
23. No matter the circumstance, a true raver will always have good intentions.
24. Ravers dream with their eyes wide open.
25. Ravers are the people that your parents warned you about.
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