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Entering a room filled with people is literally your version of The Hunger Games.
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You lose all control of your body.
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Which is why any social interaction involves quite a bit of planning.
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And it *still* goes wrong.
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Instead of recovering gracefully, your blundering brain will slip up again two seconds later.
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Any interaction will be anaylsed over and over again when you get home.
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Which is why canceling plans has become your personal heroin.
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Besides, you tend to crack yourself up more than anyone else can.
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When you are feeling sociable, you sometimes forget to filter your thoughts.
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When people display sudden outbursts of emotion, you feel a little uneasy.
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You don't particularly enjoy it when people hug you.
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And there are some people who get a little too close to you when they talk.
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For you, flirting seems like a fun thing for other people to do. But you have no interest in trying it.
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When people show an interest in you, you freak out a little.
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You have no idea how to converse with someone you find attractive.
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Your worst nightmare is when you're hanging out with a pal at a party and they go to the toilet.
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It takes quite a lot of effort to rein in your awkwardness when you meet new people.
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Most greetings go like this:
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Small talk is really not your thing.
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And neither is confrontation.
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But there is a small part of you that wants to go out and at least try to be social.
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Having to get the door gives you the heebie-jeebies.
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You will do literally anything to get out of a telephone conversation.
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This person makes a rather terrifying point.
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And lastly, the only time you feel at ease is in the blissful comfort of your own home.
