1.
When the sexy times are about to commence, but your partner's bad breath is overwhelming.
2.
When you suddenly remember you haven't shaved in... years.
3.
When you agree to get a little kinky, but your partner brings out a strange sex-toy contraption.
4.
When you weren't quite ~ready~ yet.
5.
When you come way too quickly.
6.
When they're being extremely loud, and even though you're flattered, you're worried what the neighbours will say.
7.
When you suddenly remember you still have a ton of dishes to do.
8.
When things get too messy.
9.
When you weren't quite ready for your partner's climax – "MY EYES!"
10.
Or your gag reflex kicks in in the middle of a blow job.
11.
When your partner insists that you do ALL the work while they just kinda sit there.
12.
When you're trying with all your might to stifle a fart.
13.
When your partner falls asleep on you.
14.
When they say their ex's name during sex.
15.
When your partner really wants to chat after but you're completely pooped.
16.
When your thrusting techniques are totally out of sync, and you accidentally punch each other in the face.
17.
When their flatmates walk in on you and just stay there and cheer you on.
18.
Or your parents barge in, so you have to pretend you were just "hugging".
19.
When the thrusting is going a little too fast and hard, and you feel your brain rattling in your skull.
20.
When you get a stitch.
21.
When your realise your partner has a very strange and annoyingly off-putting sex voice.
22.
When you're startled by your own high-pitched orgasm sound.
23.
When a foursome proves to be a few too many people.
24.
When you were so sure that you guys were both on the same page about having a casual fling, and then they're all like, "I love you".
25.
When your partner has weird fetishes like finger-smelling.
26.
When everything they do is unbearably ticklish to you.
27.
And lastly, when they reveal they've just seen 50 Shades and they want to take you to the Red Room.
