Damn right, y’all! I have an epic crush on her, and she is everything I want to be…

Getting married in 11 days. I’m sick of wedding shit, too!

I had most of them, and I graduated in 2006. My sister, who graduated in 1998, had most of them, too. I suppose in some ways, they’re timeless.

Oh my god, guys. I’m getting married in two weeks, and Leslie Knope is my spirit animal. I bawled like a small child. No joke, no regrets.

one of the nicest, most awesome guys that I’ve ever met!

holy shit, all of these people should have their children taken away.

if you mistook him for Kyle Chandler, you should be ashamed, because Kyle Chandler is the most beautiful man alive. Just sayin’.

What a gorgeous pup! My inlaws have three sheepdogs, and their show dog is Swagger’s little sister. What a family!

I’ve also volunteered as a clinic escort, as the nasty Catholics like to heavily protest our clinics during Lent. I’m fairly sure Jesus wouldn’t harass women on the street and scream terrible things at them, but you just can’t reason with the anti-choice crowd. It’s a dangerous job sometimes, but extremely necessary to protect the safety and sanity of these women. Thank you for your help and service.

God, you’re right. How dare she be less attractive than you deem worthy of your tug and dump?! What a bitch!