CANNOT COME ANY SOONER.

As long as the hottie in #12, etc. comes with it, sure.

Hm, this is a weak showing, although I love the intense log-dragger in Central Park.

loved that. brought tears.

I know almost every single reference. This was literally my life. I'm 26. I might as well go die now, right?

…They only move like 10mph. The problem is the speed within them (100+ mph) and the unpredictability with which they move. So…if you're far enough away, it isn't hard to evade them.

Disgusting. I'm supposed to be on a diet and I was eating pizza when this came on. Totally lost appetite.

*just* became a Bieber fan. Oh boy.

The first people have a bottle of patron on the shelf. SMH.

Oh, man, I heard that too. That's really upsetting if what happened is related to his transition back home. I hope he gets the help he needs.