1. Gummy Bacon
Well, they are technically strawberry-flavored, but it’s the thought that counts.
2. Bacon Dental Floss
For that extra sheen of greasy goodness some people lack in the morning.
3. Bacon-Flavored Lollipops
4. Bacon-Flavored Lip Balm
I can’t even account for this one.
What would you put this on?
6. Bacon-Flavored Soda
This label makes it 10 times better.
7. Bacon Ice Cream
Under Delaware Peach? I can sense a sundae combination.
8. And last but not least, Bacon-Flavored Baby Formula
Seriously? Your baby already has a hankering for pork? That would be slightly alarming to me, at least.
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