1. Chad really loves killer whales.
8. He loves them so much, he’s going to Canada to see them.
10. He even loves them more than women.
12. Well, maybe.
13. Sometimes he buys random things to show off his love.
19. He’s very knowledgeable about orcas…
23. …but he still needs the occasional Q&A with PETA to learn more.
24. Chad likes to go to Sea World to watch the whales…
25. …but sometimes he gets a little too touchy-feely with them.
27. But it’s OK, because someday he will have his very own pet whale.
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