16. This is not what your hurricane plan looks like
15. When this happened you thought you got the pox
but it was just a myriad of mosquito bites.
14. You make plans to meet up with friends and you are two hours late
13. People getting a spray tan before they hit the beach doesn’t make sense to you
12. You aren’t addicted to cafecitos and empanadas yet
You don’t even know what those words mean really.
11. You didn’t plan for this
when you’re indoors.
or this to HAPPEN ALL IN ONE DAY!
10. You haven’t started addressing people as “Bro” yet
9. You walked into the gym and realized you were way underdressed
Didn’t you know that you need to have a full face of make-up on for the gym?
8. You decided to skip out on weekend clubbing and all hell broke lose
7. You don’t have a beach trunk (Emergency beach supplies!)
In case it’s a non-rainy/non-cloudy day and you decide to fake a stomach bug so you can go to the beach after lunch.
6. You haven’t been found at your desk at work like this at least once every week.
5. You didn’t know that this means you had a great night
4. You haven’t mastered the fine art of controlling your sweat