10 Reasons Why I Was Born To Be A BuzzFeeder

A wise Twitter account once said (to me), "We're weirdos. We like other weirdos. We like you."

1. Sugar, spice (with a generous squeeze of sriracha) and everything nice. These are the ingredients that make me.

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If there's one thing you will never run out of with me around, it's sriracha. My sriracha lovin' life is cataloged here.

I also got hit with a ton of Chemical X!

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In this context X = Xenodochial.

2. I've had the opportunity to experience three significantly different cultures for long periods of time.

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All these cultural experiences have taught me to stay hungry, foolish, and humble.

3. My Twitter bio combines curiosity and cats. (And we all know Twitter bios are truer than the truth.)

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This proves two things:

1. I'm cat-friendly

2. I'm curious

(Secret third thing: I hate roaches.)

I satisfy your prerequisites, yes?

4. Making up lyrics to existing songs is my second job because I. CAN'T. STOP. SINGING.

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This is my take on Katy Perry's "Roar". I call my song "Snore". For a private concert, hire me!

5. I've taken every BuzzFeed quiz that ever existed.

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This shows my love for everything BuzzFeed.

6. I ask why. A LOT.

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Without questions we wouldn't know the things we know today.

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Wait... I'm not done.

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FYI: My greatest fear is dying without knowing enough.

7. Conveying emotions through gifs is a way of life for me.

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Happy.

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Secretive.

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Classy.

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Crazy.

8. I have Pinterest boards with these titles.

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When I was a kid, every night I asked my dad to give me bedtime advice instead of a bedtime story.

I took away three things from all that advising:

1. Work is worship

2. Never stop learning

3. Be a good person (I'm an ardent "no haters" supporter)

9. Claim to fame? Glug Glug packaged drinking water.

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The client's brief was to come up with a brand name for their new line of packaged drinking water. This was the perfect opportunity to go a little nuts with the idea. Together with my copy editor we came up with the concept and I got the honor of creating the copy. The end result was four different stories, illustrated by four different illustrators, all inspired by the purity of water.

The stories can be read here.

10. And last but definitely not least. I took the, "Which company should you work for?" quiz.

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I mean this has got to be fate, right?

So call me, maybe?

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