20 Things College Kids Use As An Excuse To Drink Excessively

Oh you remembered your myspace password? Hell yeah let's drink

1. Snow

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oh the sidewalks are slippery? I'm sure it would be easier to navigate through the snow if I was hammered. Because that makes sense

2. Sports

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Professional poker is a sport, right?

3. Watching a Classic Movie

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Drink every time there is a 3-way calling attack in Mean girls

4. A Pets Birthday

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Happy 2nd birthday Fluffy!

5. Someone goes through an emotional breakup

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ALCOHOL HEALS

6. Stress

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2 tests and 3 papers coming up? Oh well

7. Philanthropy Events

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DRINK

IT'S FOR THE KIDS

8. Your RA is out of town

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no RA no rules

9. Presidential Election

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It doesn't matter if you're a republican or democrat, deep down we are all party animals

10. You actually went to class

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and no, syllabus day does not count

11. You wore pants that don't have an elastic band at the waist

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bonus points if your socks match too

12. You got a good grade on a test

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C's get degrees

13. You got a bad grade on a test

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wait, so I can't major in beer pong?

14. When the high school crew is in town

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no one throws down like the hometown

15. You're hungover

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Something has to take the pain away

16. One of your friends gets a real job

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because we drink to success

17. One of your friends gets fired

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Because we drink to drown our sorrows

18. It's Thursday

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aka Thirsty Thursday

19. Your rival loses

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ESPECIALLY when they lose to a much lesser team

20. Because your sober

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where's the fun in that?