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![Madame Allsorts - Jack Shh [Explicit]. The UK's very own antidote to the blank eyed dolls that X Factor churns out on a weekly basis.
For too long have the UK's airwaves been polluted by a steady stream of X Factor inspired idols. For too long has a shadowy figure been standing in the alcoves, waiting for her chance to pounce on the X Factor's shadowy kingpin. Now is the time for her to take centre stage.
Enter Madame Allsorts. Simon Cowell won't know what's hit him.](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_yCgJEsUmxE/mqdefault.jpg)
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Madame Allsorts - Jack Shh [Explicit]. The UK's very own antidote to the blank eyed dolls that X Factor churns out on a weekly basis.
For too long have the UK's airwaves been polluted by a steady stream of X Factor inspired idols. For too long has a shadowy figure been standing in the alcoves, waiting for her chance to pounce on the X Factor's shadowy kingpin. Now is the time for her to take centre stage.
Enter Madame Allsorts. Simon Cowell won't know what's hit him.
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